Ha ha ha ha!! America, which one of these clowns are you going to choose as your president next year?!
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Fun with Google Trends
Google Trends is a service Google provides where you can see some interesting statistics on topics that have been searched on Google over time.
Spurred by a post I saw elsewhere on the web I tried out some ‘trend-spotting’ of my own. Interestingly, the country which searches for topics related to ‘sex‘ the most is Pakistan. India comes in at number three and Indonesia at number six. Out of the top ten, six are Muslim majority nations. And the number one city in the list is Bangalore. When it comes to searching about ‘god‘ Philippines comes out on top although the rest of the list is dominated by cities and countries of the developed Western world. The small city state of Singapore is at number five beating the populous nations of India (sixth) and Indonesia (seventh). But funnily enough Philippines also takes the top spot when it comes to searching for ‘atheism‘. The rest of the list is entirely dominated by Western nations with India being the only exception at number nine.
The fact that India features on almost all the trend lists I tried out may have something to do with its large and young population who make up for the world’s third largest in number of Internet users. (China, the largest, of course doesn’t feature in these lists for various reasons!)
If you notice I have refrained from drawing any inferences from these statistics and am merely presenting what I saw. You can draw your own conclusions and try out more keywords at the Google Trends site. And for a perspective on these trends please do also see this chart of the world’s top 20 countries in terms of number of Internet users.
Bill Maher on Christians
Bill Maher talks about how Christian the Christians of the world really are with reference to the reports of celebrations on Osama’s death. Love the way he rips them apart! Some gems:
Martin Luther King gets to call himself a Christian because he actually practiced loving his enemies. And Gandhi was so f**king Christian, he was Hindu!
He (Jesus) has lines like, “Do not repay evil with evil,” and “Do not take revenge on someone who wrongs you.” Really! It’s in that book you hold up when you scream at gay people!
…non-violence was kind of Jesus’ trademark. Kind of his big thing. To not follow that part of it is like joining Greenpeace and hating whales.
But you see, I can say that because I’m a non-Christian. Just like most Christians.
I’m just saying logically, if you ignore every single thing Jesus commanded you to do, you’re not a Christian. You’re just auditing. You’re not Christ’s followers. You’re just fans. And if you believe the earth was given to you to kick ass on while gloating, you’re not really a Christian; you’re a Texan!
Exodus Re-imagined!
A humorous take on the Exodus story with technology helping Moses along!
“Name Something You Pass Around”
“Joint?!”
“Name Something You Pass Around” – Watch more Funny Videos
Have faith… in Science
An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper
This one’s just too funny to miss!
“And then someone says, look, the animals, they are adoring the baby. And I say, adoring, hell. They’re wondering why there’s a baby in their food.”
An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper
Thanks to PD for the link.
Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins
It is indeed strange how much hatred religion incites in people. And I thought believing in god is all about love and compassion and higher purposes!
hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
There were protests against the Large Hadron Collider(LHC) because there was rumour-mongering in a section of the media that the LHC will destroy the world. And this website gives you the latest answer to the burning question:
Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?
And the answer is, reassuringly:

If you are wondering about the LHC, let me quote from a previous post of mine,
You must have heard about the LHC experiment – the Large Hadron Collider. If not its scientific aspects, at least the doomsday theories surrounding it! LHC is a particle accelerator on the Switzerland-France border, 100m below the earth. The experiment consists of two beams of hadrons(either protons or lead ions) colliding head to head, after gaining high levels of energy, with each successive lap inside the circular accelerator. This is an attempt to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang and will be used by physicists to study the smallest known, fundamental particles, the ‘brick and mortar’ of our Universe, that is expected to be created in the collisions.
Light your own fires!
Most of us have heard Jim Morrison screaming at us to Light his Fire but did we ever think that he would be kind enough to suggest to us how we could all light our own fires?!
“This is Jim Morrison of The Doors suggesting you can light your own fires and open your minds by turning on to a new magazine called Cheetah.”
A Radio promo from October 1967 – it just sounds hilarious coming from the same voice as the one on An American Prayer reading all that deranged, beautiful, self-composed poetry.
