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><channel><title>The Waste Land Blog &#187; humour</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thewastelandblog.com/category/humour/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com</link> <description>What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow out of this stony rubbish?</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:01:40 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Top 10 Greatest GOP Moments of 2011</title><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2012/01/top-10-greatest-gop-moments-of-2011/</link> <comments>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2012/01/top-10-greatest-gop-moments-of-2011/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:16:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Wasted</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=1339</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ha ha ha ha!! America, which one of these clowns are you going to choose as your president next year?! Top 10 Greatest GOP Moments of 2011]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha ha ha!! America, which one of these clowns are you going to choose as your president next year?!</p><p><a
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=1295</guid> <description><![CDATA[Google Trends is a service Google provides where you can see some interesting statistics on topics that have been searched on Google over time. Spurred by a post I saw elsewhere on the web I tried out some &#8216;trend-spotting&#8217; of &#8230; <a
href="http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/12/fun-with-google-trends/">Continue reading <span
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href="http://www.google.com/trends/" target="_blank">Google Trends</a> is a service Google provides where you can see some interesting statistics on topics that have been searched on Google over time.</p><p>Spurred by a post I saw elsewhere on the web I tried out some &#8216;trend-spotting&#8217; of my own. Interestingly, the country which searches for topics related to &#8216;<a
href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=sex" target="_blank">sex</a>&#8216; the most is Pakistan. India comes in at number three and Indonesia at number six. Out of the top ten, six are Muslim majority nations. And the number one city in the list is Bangalore. When it comes to searching about &#8216;<a
href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=god" target="_blank">god</a>&#8216; Philippines comes out on top although the rest of the list is dominated by cities and countries of the developed Western world. The small city state of Singapore is at number five beating the populous nations of India (sixth) and Indonesia (seventh). But funnily enough Philippines also takes the top spot when it comes to searching for &#8216;<a
href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=atheism" target="_blank">atheism</a>&#8216;. The rest of the list is entirely dominated by Western nations with India being the only exception at number nine.</p><p>The fact that India features on almost all the trend lists I tried out may have something to do with its large and young population who make up for the world&#8217;s third largest in number of Internet users. (China, the largest, of course doesn&#8217;t feature in these lists for various reasons!)</p><p>If you notice I have refrained from drawing any inferences from these statistics and am merely presenting what I saw. You can draw your own conclusions and try out more keywords at the <a
href="http://www.google.com/trends/" target="_blank">Google Trends site</a>. And for a perspective on these trends please do also see <a
href="http://www.internetworldstats.com/top20.htm" target="_blank">this chart</a> of the world&#8217;s top 20 countries in terms of number of Internet users.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/12/fun-with-google-trends/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bill Maher on Christians</title><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/07/bill-maher-on-christians/</link> <comments>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/07/bill-maher-on-christians/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 18:03:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Wasted</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[religion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=879</guid> <description><![CDATA[Bill Maher talks about how Christian the Christians of the world really are with reference to the reports of celebrations on Osama&#8217;s death. Love the way he rips them apart! Some gems: Martin Luther King gets to call himself a &#8230; <a
href="http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/07/bill-maher-on-christians/">Continue reading <span
class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe
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href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_maher" target="_blank">Bill Maher</a> talks about how Christian the Christians of the world really are with reference to the reports of celebrations on Osama&#8217;s death. Love the way he rips them apart! Some gems:</p><blockquote><p>Martin Luther King gets to call himself a Christian because he actually practiced loving his enemies. And Gandhi was so f**king Christian, he was Hindu!</p></blockquote><blockquote><p>He (Jesus) has lines like, &#8220;Do not repay evil with evil,&#8221; and &#8220;Do not take revenge on someone who wrongs you.&#8221; Really! It&#8217;s in that book you hold up when you scream at gay people!</p></blockquote><blockquote><p>&#8230;non-violence was kind of Jesus&#8217; trademark. Kind of his big thing. To not follow that part of it is like joining Greenpeace and hating whales.</p></blockquote><blockquote><p>But you see, I can say that because I&#8217;m a non-Christian. Just like most Christians.</p></blockquote><blockquote><p>I&#8217;m just saying logically, if you ignore every single thing Jesus commanded you to do, you&#8217;re not a Christian. You&#8217;re just auditing. You&#8217;re not Christ&#8217;s followers. You&#8217;re just fans. And if you believe the earth was given to you to kick ass on while gloating, you&#8217;re not really a Christian; you&#8217;re a Texan!</p></blockquote> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/07/bill-maher-on-christians/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Exodus Re-imagined!</title><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/05/exodus-re-imagined/</link> <comments>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/05/exodus-re-imagined/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 06:20:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Wasted</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[religion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[technology]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=864</guid> <description><![CDATA[A humorous take on the Exodus story with technology helping Moses along!]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A humorous take on the Exodus story with technology helping Moses along!</p><p><iframe
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=831</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Joint?!&#8221; &#8220;Name Something You Pass Around&#8221; &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Joint?!&#8221;</p><p><object
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=825</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from Science.&#8221; Other posts related to xkcd.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from Science.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p><a
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class="alignnone" title="Sickness" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sickness.png" alt="Sickness" width="560" height="519" /></a></p><p><a
class="vt-p" href="http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?s=xkcd">Other posts</a> related to <a
href="http://xkcd.com/" target="_blank">xkcd</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2011/01/have-faith-in-science/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper</title><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/</link> <comments>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 01:59:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Wasted</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=814</guid> <description><![CDATA[This one&#8217;s just too funny to miss! &#8220;And then someone says, look, the animals, they are adoring the baby. And I say, adoring, hell. They’re wondering why there’s a baby in their food.&#8221; An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper Thanks &#8230; <a
href="http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/">Continue reading <span
class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one&#8217;s just too funny to miss!</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;And then someone says, look, the animals, they are adoring the baby. And I say, adoring, hell. They’re wondering why there’s a baby in their food.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p><a
href="http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/12/21/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/" target="_blank">An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper</a></p><p>Thanks to <a
href="http://prasenjeet.com/blog/" target="_blank">PD</a> for the link.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins</title><link>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/hate-e-mails-with-richard-dawkins/</link> <comments>http://www.thewastelandblog.com/2010/12/hate-e-mails-with-richard-dawkins/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 02:42:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Wasted</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[religion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[science]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewastelandblog.com/?p=812</guid> <description><![CDATA[It is indeed strange how much hatred religion incites in people. And I thought believing in god is all about love and compassion and higher purposes! Richard Dawkins on Wikipedia]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object
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